MST3K 0104 Women of the Prehistoric Planet 2/10

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MST3K 1011 Horrors Of Spider Island 4/10

"Don't you think I'd rather be in a bar in Singapore..."Gary questions, as he takes a drink of "this horrible stuff" I guess being marooned on an island with 8 hot babes is not enough for poor Gary... Go to my T Shirt Store with the hotlink on the right, to find the shirt with this line from the movie, "Horror of Spider Island" I think I'll design a large coffee mug with the same line, so people can have something to ponder while they enjoy their favorite beverage... If you have an idea for a shirt or other product with lines from Mystery Science Theater 3000, please comment here on 'the factory', and Thanks for visiting!

MST3K The Amazing Colossal Man 3

"First burned, then disintegrated..!"Russ Bender explains, as the two scientists watch on in "amazement" the incredible beginning unfold for Glen Manning... We're 'told' this is a "Plutonium" Bomb, just rolled off the shelf, as it were..( Plutonium was used in the Original Trinity Test, in Nevada..) so it's not new... Ahem.. Col. Manning is then given the insufferable choice of risking his life to save some poor sap who flies into the test area..(presumably, to get a real good view of the blast!) or his own life, good as it may be, judged in flashbacks later by a weenie roast or two, and some tense Korea moments, which could have been lifted from any History channel episode... ( "You Die, Joe!") Visit my T Shirt store at printfection.com for this shirt design, or the others I've set up, and feel free to comment here, at the factory! Thanks for visiting!

MST3K 0311 It Conquered the World 10/10

"He learned almost too late that, Man is a feeling creature..." Peter Graves and Lee Van Cleef in Roger Corman's "It Conquered the World" This is the start of Peter's speech at the end of the movie, and as Joel might say, "It wuz one hum dinger of a doosey it wuz.." This turgid tome is delivered at the end, and sums up what Peter's characters' been beefing about almost the whole movie, 'Monster from Venus bad, Humans from Earth, good... Visit My T Shirt store to find this Iconic line from the film, along with other Shirt Designs and Coffee Mugs... And, as always, Thanks for visiting!

MST3K 0423 Bride of the Monster 7/10

"Now, in this forsaken jungle hell..." Bela's most heartfelt speech in Ed Wood's "Bride of the Monster"... This is, in a certain way, a piece of movie history. Any fan who watched Johnny Depp's "Ed Wood" will remember how the filming of these scenes with Bela Lugosi are some of the watermarks in his life, as well as Wood's. To then see the original movie, in all its nostalgic and creepy glory, rendered even more humorous and touching by MST, is a particular delight to Me, and I hope, other Fans... You can find the line in question, designed into a Shirt, and other products at the hotlink to My Store... When I try to come up with iconic movie lines to put on stuff, I use my own modest brain, the help from Fans and Friends,(Thanks, GoblinXXX!) and a little bit of discretion. It would be easy, and funny to design a shirt with Crow's line, "Now he's as strong as 20 Heroin addicts!" but I will leave that for another time, or perhaps another Fan or designer. Not a Moral or Ethical choice, for Me, just a decision on 'what's funny'... Thanks for Visiting 'the factory'!

MST3K The Amazing Colossal Man 8

"Not another drop... Not another drop as long as I live, so help me..." You might remember this actor from 'Green Acres' or other movies... Wear the T Shirt with this line on it at Canudigit Design$ Store at the hotlink to your right, along with other great lines from "The Amazing Colossal Man", shown here on 'the factory'. Thanks for visiting!

MST3K The Amazing Colossal Man 7

"How tall do you suppose I'll grow?"... Glenn Manning ponders one evening in his 'Circus Tent' with Carol... I will design two shirts for this clip, one for adults, and another for children of hopeful parents who want their kids to grow up big and strong, albeit not as big and strong as Glen in "The Amazing Colossal Man" Find my T Shirt Store at printfection.com at the link to the right, and look for the "How tall..." selection... As always, Thanks for visiting!